Cindelala

While doing work which requires minimal brain power like strength training, I FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN CINDERELLA!!!!!!! okay, maybe 2.

besides the fact that shoe comes in standard sizes so there should be at least 300 females who can fit into that very shoe in the city where the prince lives, there is no mention about how the fairy godmother made Cinderella's hand smooth even though she's doing housework all day long!! and i'm certain there aint any mention of handcreams in that tale either. hmm.. so by right the prince will know at once that the maiden that he invited to dance with isnt really a lady but rather some-sort-of a maid once he held her hands.. and the more time i have to myself at work, the funnier my mind works..

then i realised. FAIRY GODMAMA GAVE CINDERELLA GLOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO WONDER. ARGH!